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Titolo: Bic Crystal Medium Customer Review
Inserito da: memex - Marzo 08, 2009, 14:25:02
Nella quotidiana cornucopia di informazioni il feed reader mi ha fatto incappare in questo (http://www.penaddict.com/2009/03/sunday-funny-bic-pen-reviews.html) post di un blog di cancelleria (http://www.penaddict.com/) (:look:) sulle recensioni delle penne bic su amazon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000JTOYLS/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)... (ce ne sono 19 pagine!)

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111 of 111 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Left handers beware..., 22 Jan 2008
By    Disappointed user (Taiwan) - See all my reviews
Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to "try before you buy".

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71 of 73 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars More painful than most pens., 24 Dec 2007
By    Jough "Jough" - See all my reviews
While trying to stick the pen behind my ear at work, I inadvertantly jammed it into my right eye.

It is definatly more painful than most pens, and the ink feels much more corosive.

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Good on paper, but in reality..., 3 April 2008
By    Mr. Patrick Porter "patporter1" - See all my reviews
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As an aircraft designer I make a lot of models of potential aircraft and the bic inspired me to push the envelope of aircraft design, quite literally as I used the pen for the fusleage and a c4 envelope for the wings. Everyone in the design office was amazed at its sleek looks, especially away the the lid held the wings on and the nib was all pointy like a dart.

Imagine my dismay,however, on test flight day when the prototype crashed killing pilots and ground crew. Bic don't tell you anywhere on the pen that aircraft need engines. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Titolo: Re: Bic Crystal Medium Customer Review
Inserito da: Khelden - Marzo 08, 2009, 16:39:38
E io che credevo su internet ci fosse solo il porno!