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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #15 il: Dicembre 13, 2009, 11:08:25 »

Tetris è uno dei giochi più geniali della storia.
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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #16 il: Gennaio 12, 2010, 13:11:31 »

Ratzi82 a The Club:

Cartman - Poker Face:

Oddio, qui ho pianto :asd: :
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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #17 il: Gennaio 20, 2010, 21:37:54 »







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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #18 il: Gennaio 25, 2010, 17:57:39 »

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Emanuele Colucci.

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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #19 il: Gennaio 25, 2010, 19:49:44 »

spettacolare inserzione su craigslist in cui una donna cerca un uomo milionario:

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Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

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Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t
be getting any more beautiful!

Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

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Dear Pers-431649184:

I also came across your posting with great interest. I am a 28 year old Wall Street trader who qualifies as an eligible suitor under your $500k/yr rule. In fact, I make over a million and can usher a woman into a comfortable, true middle class lifestyle (not like those 500k lower-middle class chumps who have to make do with the junior two-bedroom).

I am sympathetic to your goal in finding a rich man to marry. The milk needs to be sold by the expiration date. But since this is premium milk, why would you settle for less than premium prices? I would like to address some of the questions that were previously missed by the other gentleman and provide constructive advice on where to find your match.

The culprit, I believe, may be that you are also looking for qualities aside from money – such as looks, personality, and a sense of humor. However, men who have those qualities learn at an early age that they do not need money to attract quality women. As the saying goes, if you can get the milk for free, why pay up for the cow?

What you need to look for is someone who is long money, and short the other aspects. They are not easy to spot, since you are biologically wired to overlook and ignore them. However, the next time that you are at a expensive black tie event, and you are introduced to the short, bald, overweight man who fidgets nervously whilst making conversation with you, pay special attention to him.

Here’s an inspirational story for you. An acquaintance of mine who was also an classy and articulate woman as yourself was able to land that guy – who also happens to be one of the top ten guys at Google. This is the type of stuff that gold-digging moms read to their gold-digging daughters at bedtime. Perhaps you need to make a location change to Silicon Valley – miracles like these happen almost everyday in a land where you can randomly throw a rock and hit a rich nerd squarely in his Kim-jong Il glasses.

I wish the best of luck on your sales project. As for me, I am also available for a short-term lease. However, for marriage I wouldn’t consider a woman unless she can bring beauty, brains and self-motivation to the table. I do not want to dilute my gene pool and end up raising a bunch of Paris Hiltons.
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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #20 il: Gennaio 26, 2010, 09:17:56 »

Lezioni di vita...
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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #21 il: Gennaio 30, 2010, 13:22:01 »


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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #22 il: Febbraio 02, 2010, 21:06:17 »

(se non ve ne siete accorti l'immagine sopra è live da una webcam in giappone, credo)

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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #24 il: Febbraio 10, 2010, 17:39:14 »

è il caso di dirlo: oh shi-!

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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #25 il: Febbraio 10, 2010, 18:39:11 »

è il caso di dirlo: oh shi-!
Io non ci credevo... ma il mio collega rumeno ha detto che ne parlano anche i media rumeni :azz:
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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #26 il: Febbraio 10, 2010, 18:56:46 »

NEanch'io volevo crederci, ho fatto quindi una ricerca ed è l'incredibile verità invece :asd:

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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #27 il: Febbraio 10, 2010, 19:21:07 »

E' un fake!
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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #28 il: Febbraio 11, 2010, 18:20:14 »

E' riportato ovunque..

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Re: Discariga
« Risposta #29 il: Febbraio 12, 2010, 11:05:44 »

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